거유의 매력적인 금발의 여성 가짜 택시

Hi. Hi. I just need to go to a pub or a bar, just anywhere really.

Okay. I'm having a shit day.

What's the matter?

Oh, well I was supposed to be going out for lunch with my boyfriend, but he decided that he actually didn't want to be with me anymore.

Apparently I'm too nice and he wants one of those dirty porn star kind of girls.