침실에서 자지를 타는 여학생을 지켜봐

Okay, okay. So I don't really do jumping jacks when I'm writing. But that was cool, right?

See, that's the great thing about being a writer. I can make people do and say all sorts of shit.

Well, sort of anyway. I write for Jerome Tanner. Our budgets are modest.

So should I want to write some crazy epic story with horses and waterfalls and all that crazy shit?

It's most likely never going to happen.