두 명의 큰 문신을 한 친구에게 보지를 따먹히는 분홍색의 거유 금발

My name is Jordan Hayes.

Today I'm here to be on the cover of Shapin' It!

and I really, really, really want to be on it.

And I'll do pretty much anything it takes to get on there.

I want it, I want it, I want it.